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Joke of the Day
"How to stop pedophilia worldwide? Kill all the children."
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"What did the banana say to the vibrator? I don't know why you're shaking, she's gonna eat me."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Blair ! Blair who ? Blair play !"
"Me: Dad, am I adopted? Dad: Shit, like I'd have picked you?"
"How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. They are very efficient, and have no sense of humor."
"Procrastination is a really deep word. I'll tell you guys the rest some other day."