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Joke of the Day

"They say you have safety in numbers... Sure, tell *that* to 6,000,000 Jews. [Source](http://youtu.be/Rzb_p1mRW1M?t=4m48s) I really recommend watching the entire video though, it's hilarious."

"RISE & SHINE ** Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!**"

"How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one."

"What did one buttcheck say to the other buttcheck? After all the shit that has been between us, we will never be apart."

"What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something."

"Q: Why don't women have men's brains? A: Because they don't have penises to put them in."

"README.TXT Thank you for reading me. (I actually came across this once...)"

"Why are piggy banks actually pigs? To keep Jews away from your money."

"[getting my picture taking with the sports team mascot] ""I know you're not really an armadillo"""

"""Oh, he's so immature."" - boring people talking about fun people"