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Joke of the Day

"Rick. Rick is a total lover of Pixar movies. He will lend you any title except for one. He is never gonna give you Up."

"Always face somebody and make eye contact while talking... Especially when they attempt small talk at the urinal."

"I've made myself a girlfriend out of plastic food wrap. She's a bit clingy."

"What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey? A Tryptophanatic."

"not one character on the show Friends had a job that was a joke, was broke, or had a love life that was DOA."

"What does a baby computer call his father? Data."

"Why didn't the Cancer Cowboy head out West? He was afraid of Chemo-sabe."

"Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!"

"Why does no one buy food for a platypus? They always have a big bill!"

"[Ouija board] Spirits are you there? U R C U T E D O Y O U H A V E K I K *flips board*"