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Joke of the Day
"How do you call a woman with no boobs ? You dont."
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"What do you say to a black guy with a job? Keep at it, inmate!"
"Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches? Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!"
"What is brown and sticky? ..........A Stick"
"Helen Keller walked into a bar Then a table, and a wall."
"How do you spot a blind guy at a nude beach? It isn't hard"
"Tiger, Lance, and now Oscar Maybe Nike should tell their athletes ""Just Don't Do It!"""
"I watched my dog chase his tail in circles for ten minutes. It amazed me how stupid and easily entertained he was. Then I realized I had just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes."
"I'll bring a knife to a knife fight because I have common sense. Idiots."
"How can you tell who's the Polish Jew at The Wailing Wall? He's the guy with the harpoon."