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Joke of the Day
"I clicked on an ad for horny single women in my area and got a virus... It was chlamydia."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Benny ! Bennny who ? Benny thing happening !"
"(Job interview) ""How would you describe yourself?"" I'm very vague ""Ok, can you be more specific?"" No"
"Martin Luther King may have had a dream, but Chuck Norris had a body count."
"Toys 'R Us pulled Breaking Bad figures because the characters sold drugs, but continue to sell Darth Vader ones, and he blew up a planet."
"What Is Brown and Rhymes With Snoop? Dr. Dre"
"I'm giving up self control for lent It's going to be so hard!"
"What's the difference between a regular horse and a police horse? A police horse has an extra asshole on top."
"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? - Quattro Sink-o"
"Where are five gay guys on a bus headed to? One Direction"