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Joke of the Day

"I clicked on an ad for horny single women in my area and got a virus... It was chlamydia."

"Most serial killers are men. That's because women prefer to kill just one man, over a period of many, many years."

"Do you know what my grandmother would be doing today if she was alive Scratching at her coffin"

"Why would the road cross the chicken? Because it had a death wish. It's well known that no one crosses the chicken and lives."

"Dude, multiplication is like advanced adding."

"What do you call the son of Kim jong-un? Kim jong-deux"

"Interesting fact about myself: (1) my penis is not as long as a footlong sub (2) I'm banned from Subway"

"Anybody heard the joke about the wall? ...Can't tell you anyway because you wouldn't get over it."

"How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him."

"Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? Because it is below C level."