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Joke of the Day
"When your bucket of KFC starts talking about the afterlife, that is some deep fried chicken."
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"If you're an astronaut and you don't end every relationship by saying ""look, I just need space"" then you're wasting everyone's time."
"I'm Not Racist! Racism is a crime... ...and crime is for black people."
"Oohh, you play bass, as in the guitar. I thought you played bass, like the fish. I would've paid to see that."
"My iPhone won't even recognize my fingerprint unless it's got crumbs on it."
"I organized a threesome the other day. A couple of people didn't show, but I still had fun."
"A Muslim cannibal walks into a bar The bar tender says, 'Wow, is it true that human meat tastes like pork?"" The Muslim says ""How am I supposed to know? I'm a Muslim, I don't eat pork."""
"[date] Me: you wanna see what desserts they have? Girl: how about we go home & I'll let you- Me [calls waiter]: what desserts do u have?"
"""Come with me if you want to live"" - Great movie line, bad thing to say during sex"
"My friends think I'm racist for wanting Hitler to have finished what he started... Is it really that bad that I like his art?"