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Joke of the Day

"I hate these supposedly ""funny t-shirts"". Just the other day I saw one which on the front said ""I'm not gay..."" and on the back said ""but my boyfriend is"". So I asked my girlfriend to take it off."

"What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him? *(Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon."

"What do you find with 4 Catholics? A fifth."

"So did you hear about the Angry composer? Apparently, he had a few scores to settle."

"My idea to call our weekend bicycling group the ""Pedalphiles"" was not well-received AT ALL."

"If sex is said to be the best exercise than why are there no fitness clubs for that. Now there's idea. . ."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a trash bin? The trash gets taken out once a week."

"I just saw a can of ginger ale that wasn't on an airplane and it looked really uncomfortable."

"Our wifi is down and I had to fap using only my imagination like some kind of savage :("

"Give a man a cat and he eats for a day. Give him too many cats, and people will be like, ""Are you giving cats to that guy who eats cats?!?"""