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Joke of the Day
"I just saw a can of ginger ale that wasn't on an airplane and it looked really uncomfortable."
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"Why did the broom take a nap? It was sweepy. ಠ\_ಠ"
"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume ? Because they are ugly and they stink !"
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"I'm going to major in Philosophy when I go to college... ...so one day I can ask '*Why* do you want fries with that?'"
"My job keeps asking me to sign up for a marathon. I keep telling them I can't. I'm out of shape, I have weak knees, and 401k is a long way to run."
"Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team? Because when he grows up he will be Batman."
"What do a communist and a nihilist have in common? It's all the same to them"
"Deleting cookies from my browser history is fine but I'd rather delete cookies from my eating history."
"It's not fair how many boring things my nephew gets out of going to simply by shitting his pants."