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Joke of the Day

"If sex is said to be the best exercise than why are there no fitness clubs for that. Now there's idea. . ."

"I accidentally answered the phone with my last name and got promoted to homicide detective"

"Netflix just asked me to rate 'Spy Kids 2' and I clicked ""I haven't seen it"" but I have. I have seen it. A lot."

"I'd like to thank the floor, for always catching me when I'm falling down."

"How does Jesus make his coffee? Hebrews it."

"If you are cornered by raccoons in the wild then place your thumb and index finger tips together- make a bandit mask. They will accept you."

"How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out."

"Why is Santa's sack so big? He comes once per year."

"Why was the homeless man unsuccessful at stand-up comedy? Because his jokes were always in poor taste .."

"I once saw Harry Potter fall down a hill Jk, he was Rowling"