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Joke of the Day
"Our wifi is down and I had to fap using only my imagination like some kind of savage :("
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"*gets stabbed ""Omg that knife was clean right??"""
"If Hodor was black Wouldn't his name be Hodeedoe?"
"What's the difference between batman and a black man? Batman can go out in the night without robin.^Sorry!"
"What does a racist decorate in their home for the holidays? Their bigotry."
"What's the best angle to approach any challenge? Try-Angle."
"How do you get a drummer to drink a beer open it for him"
"What did PSY say when he choked on a burger? Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop ... Whopper Gangnam Style."
"Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham? Because they're inbred."
"It's impossible to think about uptown funk without getting it stuck in your head... Don't believe me? Just watch!"