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Joke of the Day

"Our wifi is down and I had to fap using only my imagination like some kind of savage :("

"What do you call a bicycle with no seat? A real pain in the ass."

"What's the difference between Ben Roethlisberger and a therapist? There's a space between the E and the R"

"What do you call a person who farts in private? A private tutor"

"My girlfriend kept saying she'd hit me if I didn't stop singing Haddaway's What is Love.... I said ""Baby, don't hurt me"""

"Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment? Because everyone would get the same Marx."

"How is using the Pirate Bay like hiring a prostitute? Only nerds brag about doing it"

"What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s? Spine"

"We saw a Taliban bukkake film the other night. It was much the same as a normal porn film, except there was a much bigger explosion over her face at the end."

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's half off."