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Joke of the Day
"Every journey has a beginning. -ahem- Just a small town girl Living in a lonely world..."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the water thief-turned-photographer? Apparently he was a great pitcher-taker. (Credit goes to my husband.)"
"Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind 2. No business."
"How do you make an Octopus laugh? Give it ten-tickles"
"What did one fetus say to the other? Guess were wombmates! *drops mic*"
"What's the difference between a cat and a period? A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a period is a pause at the end of a clause."
"All I'm saying is that if M&M's poured out of a person after you stabbed them, I'd probably lose my moral compass very quickly."
"Why don't you buy your wife a watch? There's already a clock on the stove"
"While it may be physically possible to have a baby after 40, forty children are probably enough."
"Chuck Norris uses pens on Scantron sheets."