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Joke of the Day
"So if my girlfriend can have multiple orgasms, why can't I have multiple girlfriends?"
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"Before Twitter I had to disappoint people in person."
"Nobody told jokes in the USSR... Because in Soviet Russia, jokes tell you."
"When people tell me I'm a nerd for being good at math... ...I simply tell them that I'll add a knife to my hand, divide all their blood vessels, and subtract them from this world."
"""Does this leaf make me look fat?"" - Eve."
"What's a thoughtful person's favourite dip? Hmmmus."
"I hope that when the zombies finally do come, they're all dyslexic and they only go after Brians."
"Frodo collected the keys to Macy's, JCPenney, McDonald's, etc. and put them on a single key ring It was one ring to rule the mall."
"What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ? He died in agony !"
"I tried to cross a redneck with a golden retriever... All I got was a dirty look from the golden retriever."