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Joke of the Day
"If Jessica Simpson doesn't name one of her kids ""Homer"", then seriously what's the point?"
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"I asked Nurse Joy if she could examine me. She said ""I'll take a Pikachu."""
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"Which chord do pedophiles like the most? A minor"
"There are two pedophiles on a beach... one says to the other ""get out of my son"""
"TIFU by eating my coworkers sandwich instead of mine. oops wrong sub."
"What is the difference between a feminist and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after 3 periods."
"Some people are looking for the meaning of life. I'm still looking for the meaning of I licky boom boom down."
"My uncle came back from Scotland and said they found a new use for sheep... Wool."