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Joke of the Day

"16: I hate old people. Me: That's where you and I are different. 16: You like old people?! Me: No, I hate everybody."

"My doctor said I shouldn't hug people, admittedly it was 10 years ago when I had the flu but I still use that one."

"My girlfriend says that small penis isn't that big of a problem But I still think that she shouldn't have one."

"What is in common between a napkin and a person? If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin."

"Change the last word of your favorite movie title to ""Impregnator"" e.g. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's **Impregnator** Transformers, Revenge of the **Impregnator**"

"another from my sis when she was 5 What do you call a ice cube in the toilet? Poop cuber"

"Don't worry honey, they call it my dual-channel RAM."

"I clean my house like everyone else ... 5 minutes before someone comes over."

"*walks into bank* THIS IS A ROBBERY *people drop to the floor* JUST KIDDING, BUT NOW THAT YOU'RE LISTENING *lowers guns* A TOMATO IS A FRUIT"

"How do you view lesbian relationships? 1080p"