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Joke of the Day

"Change the last word of your favorite movie title to ""Impregnator"" e.g. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's **Impregnator** Transformers, Revenge of the **Impregnator**"

"Al Gore cried after having sex ... He released too many emissions."

"Poke joke Knock knock? who's there? Shaymin. Shaymin who? Shame in you!"

"If Sean Connery was in the bathroom and told someone what he was doing, it would sound like he was repeating himself. ""I'm shitting in here, pooping."""

"How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies? He only got nailed once"

"In a car it's illegal to not wear a seatbelt. But I guess if you're on a bus they figure death will be a sweet relief."

"My friend told me he holds a world record in quilt making I suspect his whole story is fabricated."

"Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story? Because they called it garbage."

"My co-worker walks by holding asprin in his hand... He says, they say the weakest link in the chain goes first, I guess that's my head."

"Syria is wherever the Syrians are in Europe"