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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend says that small penis isn't that big of a problem But I still think that she shouldn't have one."

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain."

"Kid threw a rainbow slushee at my windshield .... Thought I hit a unicorn"

"Beauty is only skin deep ...but ugly goes all the way to the bone!"

"how do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? one will see you later, and the other in a while"

"Why are friendzone'd guys always sick? They suffer from m'ladies"

"What do you call a Spanish man with a rubber toe? Robeerto."

"6yo: ONCE I HAVE CHEST HAIR I'LL BE A MAN & THEN LADIES CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO ANYMORE Husband: *dies laughing*"

"""I'm not good at goodbyes."" I am. See ya."

"What was the burglar doing in Wayne Manor? He was Robin."