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Joke of the Day
"How do you view lesbian relationships? 1080p"
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"[in bed] her: u have done this before, right? me: yes, of course. measure twice, cut once her: what? me: what?"
"A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it as long as you want but it won't go anywhere."
"A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair."
"I see ur bio says 'Medical Intern'. Can you take a look at this *sends DM of mother-in-laws face* n tell me if it's infected. It is right?"
"A book fell on my head. I only have my shelf to blame"
"My son wants a new iPhone for Christmas and I'm having fond memories of when he couldn't talk."
"What do you call a chinese guy with a long penis? Long Wang... or nonexistent whatever you prefer"
"What do you get when you cross an aged marsupial with a con game? The old switcheroo."
"Walks into a room - A doctor walks into a patient's room ...and decides to update the chart. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a thermometer and says ""Great! What asshole has my pen?"""