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Joke of the Day

"What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him? ""Heavy!"""

"It's one of those days where you'll be lucky not to see me on the news."

"What did the porn star wear to court? Birthday suit"

"Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush? She kept looking for it in Alderaan places."

"Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China? A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number."

"Laziness Level: I get jealous when it's bedtime in other countries"

"Remember when I told you to be yourself? I think we should revisit that."

"I did my foreign country report on Ethiopia. It was really easy, I didn't even have to bring the class food."

"old man's advice when you're young, she just takes your breath away, but once you're older, you realize she's suffocating you."

"Things I learnt from Avatar: - Kill Smurfs while they're still young."