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Joke of the Day
"It's one of those days where you'll be lucky not to see me on the news."
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"What do you call a guy who's rolling around in the grass early in the morning? Dewy"
"*slowly raises hand 20 minutes into an important office meeting* so there are no donuts?"
"How to make employees fool!!! Each employee will receive 104 Annual Leave days a year ( Wow! said 1 employee). They are called SATURDAYs AND SUNDAYs."
"Can antelopes get married? No, they cantaloupe."
"Are you a cat person or a person person?"
"What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground? A fruit by the foot"
"Is it considered rude to ask your boss if it hurt when the house fell on her in The Wizard of Oz?"
"Press 1 for English. Press 2 for spanish. Press 1 and 2 at the same time for the latest Pitbull song"
"Water polo was invented After a particularly heated game of ICE Hockey"