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Joke of the Day

"Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush? She kept looking for it in Alderaan places."

"What's Dale Earnhardt's favorite Pink Floyd album? Dark side of the moon. You sick bastard."

"How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb ? Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end."

"AT&T sent me a text apologizing for their service outage. I sent them a text thanking them for making it impossible for people to call me."

"Am I the only person who's glad the Olympics are finally over with?"

"Being the first to move in chess. It's a white privilege."

"How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? Deep Pan, crisp and even!!"

"What do you call someone that delivers baby horses? An Equinecologist."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Filled with cream"

"What has 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck! Ha ha!"