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Joke of the Day
"Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow? To look more like their mom."
Next Joke
"My cat just dragged in a half eaten sausage, I have no idea where he got it from but it tastes expensive."
"I always have a suicide note in my shower so that i wont look stupid if i ever slip and crack my head"
"What are a clumsy person's favorite flowers? Oopsie daisies."
"What is a rapper's favorite tea? Black boo-tea"
"I hate three things in this world: math"
"Old fire fighters never quit They just do asbestos they can."
"Absence makes the heart want to fondle other people"
"What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job? You had one job."
"I had a friend who used to draw on her eyebrows. One day, she accidentally drew them to high. When I told her, she looked surprised."