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Joke of the Day
"Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow? To look more like their mom."
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"Interviewer: what interests you about this job? Me: the pay Interviewer: can you be more specific? Me: cash"
"A blond walks into a bar You think she would've seen it."
"How does a vagina tell time? With a twatch"
"Why is boxing the gayest sport in the world? Because you have two shirtless men in silk shorts fighting over a purse."
"My Dad just had a stairlift installed in the house. Its driving him up the wall."
"Why did Jim Morrison cross the road? To break on through to the other side"
"If you had lesbian parents, You would be in an endless cycle of ""Go ask your mother."""
"My tombstone will say, ""She was a people pleaser most of her life until one day she snapped and had to be taken out by the national guard."""
"What is the dumbest animal in the jungle? The polar bear!"