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Joke of the Day

"Why is boxing the gayest sport in the world? Because you have two shirtless men in silk shorts fighting over a purse."

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"So I found this funny joke today /r/MensRights"
"When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress? I'd prefer if you included tigress"
"I'm not ready for a child, I should have never banged that stork."
"Why arent koalas actual bears? They dont meet the koalafications."
"Yes, I read Quantum Physics. But only for the particles."
"""2015 AND PETSMART STILL DOESN'T HAVE FITTING ROOMS,"" I say somewhat loudly as Fluffy has to try on sweaters right there in the aisle."
"Checking the meats at my local Tesco... I looked for the burgers but it looks like they are *NEIGGHHH*-ver selling them again."
"What is a cow's favourite TV show ? Dr Moo !"
"What is the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your arse."
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