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Joke of the Day
"My Dad just had a stairlift installed in the house. Its driving him up the wall."
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"There was once a Roman who ate his girlfriend. He was gladiator."
"Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France? All that was left was da brie."
"Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers."
"Why do black people have white palms? Everyone has a little good in them."
"""Rocky, come here, good boy. Sit down. Sit in the sofa...siiitttt!!!"" said Sean Connery."
"What do you call a pre-maturely born Chinese boy? Sudden Lee"
"Q: ""What has an IQ of 42?"" A: ""40 Marines plus their lieutenant"""
"Maybe I'll starting bringing a spray bottle and treat them like misbehaving cats. ""NO!"" *Shoots person in face*"
"Retweet this and something good will happen at some point in the near future that you can choose to attribute to having retweeted this."