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Joke of the Day
"""We've isolated the gene for the long, drawn-out sigh!"" -Sighentists"
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"What do you call a broke actor? Johnny Debt."
"I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting'."
"What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster? A Nobel Prize"
"(Blows you a kiss with chip crumbs hitting your face)"
"If you come home after work and your wife greets you saying she got a massive pay raise from her boss at work, remember to not kiss her on the lips."
"Nothing beats a good math joke My penis is like an asymptote. It goes on forever but nothing ever touches it."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brendan ! Brendan who ? Brendan an ear to what I have to say !"
"When my wife came home with a puppy, I knew better than to question her. She's the chef, after all."
"Australian politics"