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Joke of the Day
"Lust is not real love and Domino's is not real pizza but both are fine when you're drunk."
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"Is there something about me that suggests I want to hear about your smoothie cleanse, because I can change."
"2 wrongs don't make a right... But 2 Wrights make a plane"
"The Hamburglar burgled HAM. If he stole burgers, he'd be called the Hamburgerburglar."
"I'm tired of people calling America the dumbest country in the world Quite frankly, I think Europe is!"
"Practicing my ""Eye Rolling"" cause you know... tomorrow's Monday."
"A man goes up to an indian woman... he says ""you must be ladesh?"" she goes ""what do you mean?"" ""well this summer, im goin to Bangladesh"""
"Did you hear the joke about the roof? I would tell you, but it tends to go over people's heads"
"Some guy said I wear as much makeup as a clown so I'm under his bed with a knife. That's what clowns do, right?"
"What do you call an Irish milkshake? Mashed potatoes..."