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Joke of the Day
"There is nothing wrong with window puns, I just don't like to shed light on them."
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"Did you hear about the the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner."
"According to really smart people I should have started saving 20 years ago."
"""Is there a Mrs. Prime?"" -- EVERY GIRL TRANSFORMER EVER, I MEAN LOOK AT HIM"
"My dementia keeps getting progressively fruit pants."
"Math problem: Q: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? A: Diabetes. John has diabetes."
"Why do bees hum? Because they can't remember the lyrics"
"I'm convinced when squirrels run the road, nearly missing your car, it must be some kind of squirrel gang initiation."
"Why was the hipster drinking milk? He liked Ice Cream before it was cool"
"Since it's impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I've decided to have an ongoing crisis."