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Joke of the Day

"I have a nice body. It's out in the trunk."

"Why cant obama ever be on a dollar bill? they would have to use to much ink."

"Eliza Bayne on Bikini Dangers Probably the worst thing you can hear when you're wearing a bikini is ""Good for you!"""

"Friend: check out my conscience shell Me: you mean conch? *holds up to ear* Shell: you saw those kids get in that van and you did nothing"

"They told me that finishing last in the marathon is nothing to be ashamed of. Its completing the event that's important. Nevertheless, that didn't make my gangbang experience any better."

"I recently saw a documentary on different types of stationery throughout history. It was on paper-view."

"I thought of this one in history class today The thing about communist jokes is that everyone has to get them."

"Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics? Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America."

"Taco Bell is planning on doubling the 'meat' in their ingredients. Unlike Cadbury, they're informing us in advance."

"Right before our Grandpa died we covered his back in butter. He went downhill pretty quickly after that."