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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee Like I like my women Strong and free!"
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"What do you call a Deer with no eyes? No eye Deer"
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"everytime pitbull performs i get scared because i probably know the words from drunken bar nights"
"My coffee tastes like dirt! What gives? It's fresh ground."
"Thinking of donating my beard to charity because there's so much food in it."
"I bet old hobbit ladies watched a lot of ""Mordor, She Wrote."""
"Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket."
"Went to a skipping competition I didn't really want to, but I got roped in"
"2 potatoes standing on the street corner how do you tell which one is the slut? The 1 that says I da ho"