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Joke of the Day

"Will Will Smith smith? Will Smith will smith."

"Where does a russian bird sleep? IN A COMMU-NEST"

"What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy? Poverty"

"Dear people with resolutions, Please bring all your unwanted.. bread, junk food, soda, drugs, and alcohol to my house. Thanks."

"You know, you're not that bad looking -- for a fat-ass."

"I've been sneaking clay, sand and mortar into my housemate's food... When they find out they'll shit bricks."

"Homeless people have been known to step outside the box."

"What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side."

"two groan worthy jokes I made up over breakfast 1.Q. What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon? A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship? A. Mech-a"

"A Muslim walks into a bar BANG (bomb explodes)"