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Joke of the Day

"Genders are like the Twin Towers There used to be two of them and now its a really sensitive subject."

"So I was trying to grab a grape with my fork... But it slipped. It seems as though my efforts were... Fruitless."

"HR: Let's talk about why you were late today. Me: I told you! HR: DRAGONS AREN'T ""RELIABLE TRANSPORTATION!"" Me: Duh. That's why I was late."

"What's a star trek fans favourite drink? Picardi and Kirk"

"I flip off the rollercoaster camera, then buy a mug with the picture on it, ride it again, flip off the camera again while sipping my mug"

"How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose? A couple calves, an ass, ten little piggies, a beaver, a shit load of hares, and a fish that no one can seem to find!"

"I DO help with the laundry. My wife just doesn't understand. I wear the same jeans for like two weeks straight."

"Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels."

"How do you chip thin ice off a window? You bust a rime."

"The fourth Harry Potter book marked a huge tone shift for the rest of the series. I mean, the fifth book was dead serious."