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Joke of the Day

"Genders are like the Twin Towers There used to be two of them and now its a really sensitive subject."

"We're learning more about the sale of the L.A. Clippers. Insiders say it came down to a bidding war between Steve Ballmer and Oprah. I'll let you guess who Donald Sterling rooted for."

"Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."

"What kind of cancer always stands by the government? Pro-state cancer."

"I made a bet with my sister that I could make a working car out of spaghetti.. ..you should have seen her face when I drove pasta."

"Brushed the fur off my couch and made another cat."

"How does Voldemort seal his mail? With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)"

"Legend has it that if you don't look a coworker in the eye they won't stop to tell you about their weekend."

"Brazil - Germany Football Game Ok, I see Germany scored a touchdown and point after, but how the heck did Brazil get 1 point?"

"Things that smell better than they taste: coffee, popcorn, vanilla-scented ass."