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Joke of the Day
"""Echolocation, echolocation, echolocation!"" -Dolphin realtor"
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"What's an archaeologist's favorite verb? Bone."
"My circumcision left me quite sore. I couldn't walk for two whole years!"
"What do you call a sleepy relative of a paper towel? A napkin."
"My brother used to think the suicide lane is for committing suicide. He only made the mistake once though"
"I'm socially constipated... I haven't given a shit in years"
"Instead of recommending more people to follow, Twitter should recommend that I shut this computer off & get on with my life"
"what's wrong son? that kid said he's cooler than me what? impossible. what kid? *in my head im like don't be the kid with pegs on his bike*"
"What do you call a gay man from the deep South a Homo-sex-y'all"
"They just found a Black guy hanging from a tree with 79 stab wounds in Alabama.... The police say it's the worst case of suicide they've ever seen"