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"Killing mosquitoes by smashing them in mid-air as they fly by is so satisfying until you accidentally hit a person in the head."
"What's the difference between a black person and cancer? Cancer got Jobs"
"A man was found dead in an ice cream van covered in nuts and sprinkles Police say he topped himself"
"What do you call gummy semites? Chews!"
"What's your favorite blonde joke? What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? When you smack it, the mosquito stops sucking."
"{newer version} I like my coffee like I like my slaves Dark, strong & black and locked inside somewhere so it cant leave. They must be cheap to purchase and it cant talk back to me."
"Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"Daaaaamn girl! You're like a fire alarm! Really loud and annoying!"
"I went to the store to get 6 cans of sprite... Ended up picking 7up"