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Joke of the Day

"What do you call gummy semites? Chews!"

"I made this joke. I said as I held me son for the first time."

"As my eyesight gets worse my parents blame video games while my optometrist says it's due to the roundness of my eyeball. One way or the other, there is a stigma."

"How does a faceless man from Braavos have an orgasm? By Jaqen off."

"What is 2Chainz's favorite TV channel? TruTV"

"Never judge Darth Vader's parenting abilities harshly when we live in a world where Toddlers In Tiaras exists."

"ONE-LEGGED PEOPLE Q: Where do one-legged people eat? A: IHOP."

"I laughed at Yoda for hiding in a swamp Then again, he's the only Jedi to ever die from old age Maybe he knew what he was doing after all."

"What did Joe Hill say when someone asked if he was Joe King? ""No, I'm dead serious."""

"Me: ""I really like this car"" Salesman: ""Yeah and it also has a latch in case someone gets stuck in the trunk!"" Me: ""Eh, what else ya got?"""