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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now."
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"I got into an argument with my friend and he said, ""Yeah, well my dad can beat up your dad!"" I'm sick of these dad hominem attacks."
"What do you call a really cranky shaman with bad breath and osteoporosis? A Super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis"
"Daily routines So one day a man goes into the doctors office and says. Doctor! doctor! My penis has turned orange So the doctor says Well what is your daily routine I eat cheetos than jack off"
"Hey girl, I'm no doctor but I can diagnose your condition... You have acute butt"
"An atom asks another atom, Do these protons make my mass look big?"
"What did the handless box get for hristmas? Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet."
"What do you call a white guy who's beating someone in the street? Officer."
"{newer version} I like my coffee like I like my slaves Dark, strong & black and locked inside somewhere so it cant leave. They must be cheap to purchase and it cant talk back to me."
"I ruin friend groups by always suggesting we start a band too early"