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Joke of the Day
"What did the handless box get for hristmas? Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet."
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"What do bricks and Latinas have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans..."
"What kind of cheese do rich people eat? Guccheese."
"*accidentally grabs a fork from the silverware drawer instead of a spoon but I'm too lazy to go back so it takes me 47 min. to eat my soup*"
"What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat? A vegetarian."
"What do you call an ill-tempered German? A sour kraut."
"I guarantee you, this is a joke Donald Trump"
"I really, really need to stop eating clocks It is very time consuming"
"Whenever you go to do something, bring a hammer and a screwdriver... the first time it doesn't work, hit it with a hammer. If it doesn't work after that, screw it."
"Why are Plumbers always so tired? Because their job is draining."