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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? I forget how jokes work :/"
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"The best way to get a job is to hold the other person's hand through the interview. If you don't get hired, no worries. You made a friend."
"My sister told the police that I mistreat my pets. My own little sister! I guess that's the thanks I get for giving her a goldfish necklace."
"Why do Trumpler supporters think he's honest? He told them he would be ""fourthreich"" and they misheard."
"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? We better get some support soon or people will think we're nuts"
"Can God be an atheist? Yes, if he has low self esteem and stops believing in himself."
"For lunch today I ate three lunches."
"A lion walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave predicting the impending danger at hand."
"Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church? A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around......."
"A dyslexic man walks into a bra. ....."