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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? I forget how jokes work :/"
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"Scientists claim that the Big Bang was the loudest noise that has ever occured in history. They obviously haven't met my kids."
"What's bad about being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."
"Do they have any car wash in Albania? Yes. They call it ""rain"""
"wow american really nailed the demographic of the 6am business traveler with the in flight movie selection of madagascar 3"
"the only dates i get Are the system software updates to my xbox. Play station. PC. Phone..."
"How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line!"
"How do you end an argument with a woman? Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over."
"Two Cannibals are eating Amy Schumer.. One turns to the other and says 'Does this taste funny to you?' The other looks back and replies 'no.'"
"The pope secretly came to my house. He thought it was weird that I had so many Blu-rays still in the shrink wrap. I'll get around to them!"