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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home? A taxi"

"What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!"

"A baptist priest with a huge boner walks into a bar The bartender says ""what can i get you?"" ""anything 12 years old that goes down nicely"", says the priest."

"Why did Hitler want to rise in power? Because he wanted a Kaiser roll."

"Why is it so hot in a stadium after the game is over? Because all the fans left..."

"[Talking to a giant banana] ""Is that a human being in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"""

"Are you guys alright? No you are all left."

"Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No Bell Prize."

"So Chad Kroeger was just diagnosed with a vocal cyst... I guess that's what the doctor can call nickleback."

"Who is the fastest runner in history. Adam - because he was the first in the human race."