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Joke of the Day
"r/house ... ... is in the middle of the street."
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"Yo momma is so fat... ...She was diagnosed with a flesh-eating virus and they gave her 15 years to live."
"Cat: Grrrrrplukk...Grrrrrplukk...Grrrrrplukk...Grrrrrplukk... [ *Coughs up hairball* ] Dog: You gonna eat that?"
"I hate when I shoot someone with finger pistols but I forgot to take the safety off so nothing happened and NOW IT'S SO AWKWARD :("
"""Ohana"" means family, and family means that no Monopoly game can ever finish well."
"Did you hear what happened in the Multi-Language Translation Race? Nobody made it to the Finnish Line."
"getting sick of watching movies where johnny depp dresses like a hobo. I blame him for russel brand"
"Saw Harry Potter. *SPOILER ALERT* ZERO tits."
"Thought for the day: is Taylor Swift's song We are never getting back together' actually about her legs ?"
"Alzheimer A guy stands in front of a urinal with his hand in head hairs. ""I, definitely, remember it's somewhere in hairs"""