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Joke of the Day

"r/house ... ... is in the middle of the street."

"Did you hear Jurassic World got shut down? Apparently they found a crisp rat in the kitchen!"

"How do you make God laugh? Tell him your plans."

"""Son, you can practice the sex on holes in trees"" ""DAD?!"" [next day] ""Where you going with that broom handle?"" ""Checkin for squirrels"""

"So summer is coming up and i think I'm in good enough shape to pull off a two piece. The hardest part is just chasing her down."

"When sitting in traffic behind a good looking gal, ill rear-end her gently to see if I can ignite a romantic comedy."

"They say ""once you go black, you never go back,"" but.. If it's Hispanic, you know it's *gigantic!*"

"Confucius say... Man who run in front of car get tired."

"Guido Mastrobatatti died when he hurt his arm? How? He had elbow-a"

"Why did the Latino girl come to class pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay."