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Joke of the Day
"What does the study of magnetism and self abuse have in common? The Right Hand Rule."
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"When the doctor told me that he had fitted a thermostat instead of a pacemaker, I was livid. It made my blood boil."
"The woman next to me on this roller-coaster won't stop screaming and shouting. It's like she's never seen a man trimming his pubes before!"
"What is a racists favorite Disney film? 101 Damn'Asians."
"But is that likely? Whaaat __ You don't know Lee? Pleasant chap, though he doesn't fancy being compared to a butt."
"Made this up two days ago: What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him? I have Grey Poupon me"
"What is the hardest part of eating a vegetable ? Putting her back in the wheel chair"
"What's the fastest way to lose weight? Puking and shitting at the same time."
"[OC] Gurl, do you want a pinworm infection? Cuz id like to stick something 1/4 of an inch and thin inside of your anus."
"I had a threesome with two girls. They said they were 28 years old... How was I supposed to know they meant combined? They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old"