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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the knife-wielding madman who attacked a circus camp the other day? He went straight for the juggler."

"Why was the glass-blower forced to retire? He sucked..."

"Instead of the death penalty they should make prisoners nice and comfortable and then tell them that the remote control is across the room."

"You can't make blanket statements & expect people to take you seriously, but since I hate clowns I'm pretty sure everyone else does too."

"My grandmother reads obituary column in the newspaper everyday. It is pretty much like searching for your childhood friends on Facebook."

"What do you call a stylish molecule? A molecool."

"Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer? He's already got a Thor Axe."

"Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays? he was snowden"

"My girlfriend is a special snowflake She's cold and flaky."

"[boss's office] I'm tired of staff that think they know everything! Do you know what I mean, Murray? ""No, sir"" I like your style, Murray."