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Joke of the Day

"How many men does it take to open a beer? None... It should be opened when she brings it to you."

"The barman says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here"". A time traveler walks into a bar."

"[throws a dart at map of the world] One day, I'm gonna go over there & pull that dart out. The next time I wanna play darts, probably."

"After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to my friends... We work in IT and I tell them that I have successfully installed JAVA. They kind-of hate me."

"Why do you go to a black mans garage sale? So you can get all your stuff back."

"Why did the aardvark cross the road? To beat up the idiot telling jokes about him. (Not an original joke)"

"Politicians should be limited to two terms... One in office and one in prison. [Credit](http://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/2jxula/alabama_state_house_speaker_indicted_on/clg2hjl)"

"What is the easiest way to weigh your head? Ask assistance from ISIS."

"I gave a Republican an IQ test... He rolled it up and tried to shoot me in the dick with it."

"What's your favorite thing about earth? It's just got such a great atmosphere."