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Joke of the Day
"What does a dyslexic klan member hate? Gingers"
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"I came up with an original word yesterday... ...plagiarism."
"*Dentist's waiting room* *Trying to make conversation with other patient* So... I guess you have teeth, too?"
"New rule: Confederate States don't get to pick who sings ""God Bless America"". We'll fly someone in from up north."
"Does anyone know how the lady reacted when Van Gogh gave her his ear? Was it positive? Cause I'm running out of ideas for gifts."
"""Why?"" - Socrates and four year-olds"
"Romeo & Juliet.doc... ...is a play on Word."
"My therapist asked me to stop wanking. I asked how long i should stop for... He said at least until i left his office"
"The man entered his home... and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house."
"I farted in a room full of hipsters? They argued for two hours about who heard it first."