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Joke of the Day
"What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder? *Lettuce alone!*"
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"My grandfather told me this one.. You need to try everything in life at least once except three things: incest, heroin and folk dance."
"Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race? He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography"
"If I ever win the lottery & someone asks me for money I'm going to give them a dollar & say ""Here. Go play the Lottery. That's what I did."""
"MANAGER: Great news guys, I finally got us a gig BAND: Thank God! Finally! MANAGER: *installing RAM* Yeah it'll make this PC way faster"
"A hungry college student saw a poster reading ""Humanitarians of the World meeting tonight. Free food,"" and decided to attend Upon arrival, he was promptly killed, skewered, roasted, and eaten."
"Yo mama is so fat NASA wants to add her to the solar system"
"Where do seagulls live? Shit, wrong subreddit."
"What's brown and runny? Usain Bolt."
"Look, I've been following you for the last three doors you've opened. I'm not saying thank you again."