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Joke of the Day

"Here's an offensive joke, what's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra, you bastard."

"I peed in my friend's beer before giving it to him... I told him, ""urine for a surprise"""

"Over 15k CCTV cameras installed for Obama's visit to India!! This is ridiculous. Just because he's black doesn't mean he'll steal anything. Damned racist's!!"

"Love, ethnic food, & the end of the world. What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world? El Taco Lips."

"*Buying flowers* Sales girl: Would you like the receipt? Me: Sure! If they don't work, I'll be bringing them back."

"What's the difference between pussy and parsley? People actually eat pussy.."

"A mexican and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? A cop"

"How come lesbians can't be vegan? They all eat pussy."

"I went to an adrenaline junkie camping retreat. It was in tents."

"[at funeral] ""it was so sudden"" really? ""yeah right in the middle of rap battle"" I thought you said he died of dysentery TERRY: That's right"