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Joke of the Day
"What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand? He nuts and bolts."
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"What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? ""Pack your trunk and clear out !"""
"Dolls teach girls very unrealistic body standards. A Russian doesn't have to have many tiny Russians inside her to be beautiful."
"What's a panda's favourite drink? Bambooze"
"Gay guys are fucking assholes"
"I really try not to make fun of fat people... They have enough on their plate"
"Birthdays are good for your health Studies have shown that people with more birthdays live longer."
"I once let a blind guy touch my face and he thought I was Philip Seymour Hoffman"
"i feel like a hundred bucks! *my soul erupts with the strength of 100 wild male deers*"
"Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals? Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records."