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Joke of the Day

"I've said it before, I'll say it again. It."

"Deep down... ...I knew scuba diving wasn't for me."

"My future is so bright I need to stay in my room browsing reddit until nightfall."

"What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball? The bottom of the fifth"

"What do you call a blind deer? No-eye-deer. What do you call a blind dead deer? Still no-eye-deer. What do you call two blind deer that died while having sex? Still no-fucking-eye-deer."

"Just waiting for Steve Harvey to come out and say it's actually Clinton any second now"

"A new study shows dolphins have great memory. Memories include ""Swam in water"" and ""Ate""."

"Nothing brings a family closer at graduation than a flask."

"Why did the bee put on a yarmulka He didn't want anyone to think he was a WASP."

"J. S. Bach's wife found herself in a predicament when her sexy underwear caught fire. Johann was quick to respond to her duress and blew air on the g-string."