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Joke of the Day

"They said the building was made from adobe... ... but then it disappeared in a flash."

"What did the jealous prostitute say at the orgy? Don't blow this for me."

"9 out of 10 wives agree their husbands are always wrong and the other one just doesn't wanna talk about it right now."

"Text Flirting Tip: Don't reply immediately. Play it cool, wait for a minute, then eventually forget to reply and ruin everything."

"Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom? because he wasn't a fungi!"

"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off"

"I tried out for the part of Jesus in my school play.... I think I nailed it"

"White people colonized 34 of the world looking for spices and they still can't season their food right."

"What's red and smells like paint? Red paint"

"I bet Lincoln is looking down like ""dude, trust me, that is not a bad night in a theater"""