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Joke of the Day
"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off"
Next Joke
"When I was a kid, hearing, ""Wow, you are really getting heavy"" used to make me beam with satisfaction..... But now I'm 35 and weigh 300 pounds, that shit has totally lost its appeal."
"I think police forgot which organized group of white dudes with shaved heads they are."
"Score! I just landed my summer job for this year - working at the zoo, circumsizing elephants They said the hourly pay isn't great, but the tips are ENORMOUS!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Benny ! Bennny who ? Benny thing happening !"
"Rick Astley will loan you any movie in his Pixar collection except for one... He's never going to give you Up"
"I was passing a Chinese restaurant the other day on my way home... And thought ""when in Rome"" so I got general tso's"
"What does Monica Lewinsky and Soda Machine have in common?"
"As schoolgirl skirts get shorter... ...anemia rates grow in Japan."
"""Meetings"" What a Jamaican calls everything he owns."