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Joke of the Day

"Pinocchio in love So Pinocchio says to his father: 'Dad I'm in love!', his dad replies 'That's great, now you want me to carve you some penis?' 'No, better drill me a hole at the back' @_@"

"I tried explaining to my girlfriend how hard it is to pee with a boner... Now she stands in the bathroom naked just to make it harder"

"What do you call a dedicated but untalented gymnast? A working stiff"

"Last weekend I went to shooting practice, when I was done I needed a ride so I called up my buddy and asked if he could pick me up, he said sure where u at Then I said, the pre school"

"A skeleton walks into a bar and says, ""Give me a beer and a mop."""

"Why couldn't the sailors play cards? Because the Captain was stood on the deck!"

"Threesome? No thank you. If I wanted to disappoint 2 people at once, I would go to dinner with my parents."

"A coworker just asked if I had any ""mouth water"" and I am thoroughly confused by this"

"What is the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute stops screwing you when you run out of money."

"Cat 1: Are the humans asleep? Cat 2: It appears so. Cat 1: I shall now sing the anthem of my people."