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Joke of the Day
"A coworker just asked if I had any ""mouth water"" and I am thoroughly confused by this"
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"What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav? Top Vlad."
"Christmas Jokes (I know it's a bit late) Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naught girls live! What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snow balls"
"This guy walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder... and the bartender says, that's a pretty cool lizard, what's his name? The guy says, ""Tiny, because he's minute"""
"Who cares if toilet paper is soft or not? Only an asshole can tell the difference anyway."
"I came up with a great joke about a boomerang but I forgot it. I'm sure it'll come back to me."
"Nothing makes me second-guess my language like a little voice chirping, ""Mommy, I found your freaking measuring spoons."""
"What do you call a group of JD Salingers? A Humble Hindi Bundle."
"Two Jewish guys are outside smoking... Hitler says, ""Who left these bodies here? Get them back inside the camp!"""
"My neighbor knocked on my door at 3am!!!! 3 in the morning can you believe that?! Luckily, I was still awake playing my drums."